The turkey can stuff itself. (Other plump birds are available - me, forinstance) #AdamAndJoe

Why would I waste time forcing bread and herbs into a place where the sun don't shine when I could make a really low quality, utterly disrespectful bit of nonsense like this?

Happy Christmas, Adam and Joe fans everywhere.
Adam read a seasonal story on Tom Ravenscroft's show last night.
You can still listen to Garth's lovely festive tune too.